What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 12:58
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.